alrite, i actually brought my ap lit stuff home today so i can post all the stupidly hilarious things that happen in that class... altho this is only like... 0.01% of the things we say cuz theres no way i can write everything that happens....
heup: "enjoying those pictures a little too much, alex?" (after putting up paintings where jesus is depicted naked)
heup: "look at those quads!" (again, looking at renaissance paintings of muscular, nearly naked boys....)
kevin: "it was like having a urinary problem and losing bladder control and no one noticing..." heup: "you weren't really warm on that one..." kevin: "oh, no, i'd say it was pretty warm..." kenny: "POINT, kevin lewis!"
heup: "i love you, damnit!"
heup: "what's the 9th word on page 150?" class: "AMBIGUOUS!!!"
cathy: "it was as ugly as george bush's face when he smiles."
heup: "you'll be old someday too"
kenny: "ap student! ivy league! 4.0 gpa!!"
"you wanna show them your bunny suit, heup???"
hmm, there were funnier ones but of course, i didnt write those down cuz i was too busy laughing... lol...
all the teachers at our school are such democrats... even mr. miller yesterday was like... let's hope bush knows what his job description is this time around.... i was like... wow... and this coming from a math teacher... haha.. altho he has his.. "j-lo" functions and "we're a playa hata" and the "lets get this problem started" thing going on.... lol.. that was the worst... "lets get this problem started!" and i dont think anyone noticed but me b/c all the kids in my class are overachieving sophomores who dont see the light of day... ever... b/c they're too busy doing math problems.... they didnt know who j-lo was and why mr miller would say that functions with real coefficients are j-lo functions cuz they'd never heard of the song "i'm real"... ... ...
i have to record me playing piano and violin cuz it can only help me with getting into college so now i've been practicing piano like crazy cuz i haven't touched it in 5 years... its bad... i only know how to play those annoyingly famous songs and EVERYONE plays those... but i only have a month and i can't start from scratch in both piano and violin and have enough time to practice....
lol.. and social dance is actually hilarious.... today mcintyre was like... does anyone know where swing dance originated from? and some guy's like.. the ghetto! haha... and then today we had to do cha cha arms... lol... i felt like such an idiot but then so did everyone else... lol.. and i saw jessie lohman!~!!!!! hehehe... and meanwhile, sheryl and mike are like... in agony for the 50 minutes we have to dance... haha...
ahh.. and now for the 5 days' worth of math homework i haven't done........
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